What is Indulgentia
In the Middle Ages, the Church sold indulgences — official letters of absolution. It worked brilliantly, right up until Luther showed up.
We revived the tradition. More modern. More transparent. With an electronic certificate.
Indulgentia is a certified acknowledgment of your sins. Not a confession. Not therapy. Just a document confirming that you are human — with all the shortcomings that entails.
Certificate issued instantly. Delivered by email. Valid for as long as you chose.
Why you need this
Life is full of moments worth remembering. And some worth forgetting. But the soul — it always knows. An indulgence doesn't erase the past. It simply provides official confirmation that it was forgiven in advance.
Bachelor party. Bachelorette party. Corporate event. Vacation in Thailand. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. It should, anyway.
We don't ask questions. We issue permits.
An indulgence. Because every confessor deserves a day off.
How it works
- 1Choose a sin — or several, if you've been productive
- 2Name the recipient — yourself, or the one who's long been overdue
- 3Convert material wealth into spiritual
- 4Receive your certificate — PDF format, with a unique code and QR
- 5Verify validity — enter the code or scan the QR
Sin Categories
Superbia — Pride
You know you're better. Now it's official.
You knew from the moment you walked in that your colleague's presentation was mediocre. That management keeps making the wrong calls. That your taste, style, and opinions are objectively correct. Pride isn't a flaw. It's self-awareness without the unnecessary humility. This certificate confirms that you are certain you are superior.
“Humility is a virtue for those with nothing to be proud of.”
Invidia — Envy
Their success hurts. We know. Everyone knows.
They got the promotion you deserved. Their holiday photos look like an ad campaign. Their relationship is everything yours should be. Envy is self-love misdirected at the wrong target. This certificate won't help you enjoy your own life. Yet you will be officially absolved for being unable to enjoy theirs.
“Comparison is the thief of joy. Who doesn't compare, really?”
Ira — Wrath
Sometimes people deserve it. We document it.
Traffic. Customer service. Political news. Family gatherings. Some idiot in the comments. Wrath is a natural response to an unnatural world. The problem is your nervous system sees no difference between a genuine threat and someone standing in the wrong place in a queue. This certificate won't help you manage your emotions — it will simply put them officially on record.
“If you lost your patience — you know precisely that you had some.”
Acedia — Sloth
We'll get to it later. Maybe.
Emails need answering. Exercise needs starting. The project needs finishing. The storage room needs sorting. Family members need calling. Just a few more scrolls first. Sloth is the will not to act when there is so much to be done. This certificate won't do your work for you. But getting it is already something you did today.
“Don't do today what you'll need tomorrow — by the day after, you might not need it at all.”
Avaritia — Greed
There's never enough money. Certainly not for you.
Another raise, another investment portfolio, another property. Someday, theoretically, there will be enough. But not now. And not for you. Greed is just ambition — and this certificate is one more achievement on an ambitious person's ledger.
“Money doesn't create happiness. But at least you get to choose which floor to be miserable on.”
Gula — Gluttony
Just one more. The last one.
It was a special evening. Or an ordinary one. Or just a Wednesday. The restaurant was good, the wine appropriate, and somehow everything was gone sooner than planned. Gluttony isn't limited to food. It's excess in general. Netflix until 3am counts too. The certificate covers everything there was too much of. No itemized list required.
“Moderation is a virtue. Whoever invented it probably never had a good chef.”
Luxuria — Lust
Official absolution for what you do — or merely think.
Thoughts are free. Actions are more complicated. This certificate covers both, since your conscience rarely makes the distinction. Lust existed before the internet. The internet just made it more convenient. Certificate issued without additional questions. Details are not required.
“Sin begins in the mind. The certificate — here.”